jokes

Future plans of
childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan:
I want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b
a good mother.
Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The
Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your
back!

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a
vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always
Keep a SPARE TYRE

 

1: Look a thief has entered
our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

2: Whom should I
call now,
Police or Ambulance?

 

inquired Adam, 'Why did you make Eve so beautiful?'

'So you would
love her.'

'But why did you make her so dumb?'

'So she
would love you.'

 

A lady want to see a tarot reader woman
who’ll predict her future.

- , , , , , , Leady , I’m sorry to inform
you that your husband will die in the near future .

- , , , , , , Don’t
tell me things that I already know , tell me if there would be an
investigation.

 

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not
much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

 

 

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