Future plans of
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
I want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b
a good mother.
Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.
Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
Keep a SPARE TYRE
1: Look a thief has entered
and he is eating the cake I made.
2: Whom should I
Police or Ambulance?
inquired Adam, 'Why did you make Eve so beautiful?'
'So you would
'But why did you make her so dumb?'
would love you.'
A lady want to see a tarot reader woman
who’ll predict her future.
- , , , , , , Leady , I’m sorry to inform
you that your husband will die in the near future .
- , , , , , , Don’t
tell me things that I already know , tell me if there would be an
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not
much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.